Nicknames

This is just because it's fun and no one really seams to know my real nickname...
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet, current car):
Dandy Liberty
2. YOUR GANSTA NAME (fave ice cream flavor, favorite type of shoe):
Peppermint Keen
3. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favorite color, favorite animal):
Blue Dog
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, city where you were born):
Patrice Salt Lake City
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (first three letters of your last name, first two of your first name):
Smitch
6. SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):
Green Coke
7. NASCAR NAME (first names of your grandfathers):
Cleve Dwain
8. STRIPPER NAME (name of your favorite perfume/cologne/scent, favorite candy):
Velvet Tuberose Gummy Bear
9. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (5th grade teacher's last name, major city that starts with same letter):
Carter Chicago
10. SPY NAME (favorite season/holiday, flower):
Fall Gerber Daisy
11. CARTOON NAME (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now):
Cherry Jeans
12. HIPPIE NAME (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree):
Omlet Quaken Aspen

what am I thinking

Have you ever tried to create something "new" from a bunch of stuff that hasn't been used or even seen for years? It's a very technical process. You have to collect all the things you want to be apart of the new creation. Dust them off individually in all their microscopic glory. Polish them up to a rarely seen shine and then find someway to make them all fit into the beautiful "new" creation. The funny thing is that you'll develop this plan and you'll start following step by step and then BAM some Babe Ruth homerun ball comes flying over the green monster and hits you right between the eyes. Then not only do you forget what your doing but your well developed plan is history and your gleaming pieces of beauty go flying about. NOW WHAT???!?!?!?!

stubby legs

I've decided to try and convince everyone I know that my legs are little stubs. Kind of like the grandpa in King of the hill...it's like I don't have knees. I haven't quite gotten the results back about the waddle walk that he does...I'm not so sure I sway side to side when I walk. I think I bounce a little bit like Jan Brady. Maybe that can be my next poll?

Anyway, not to get sidetracked. I love my stubby little legs.